How I Met Your Father: the one with the indecent Valentine’s Day text

Kids, Valentine’s Day tends to bring out the downright nasty in Tinder daters. As the great Dothraki would say: In 2019, things were no different. David and I had swiped right on each other, prompting what I assumed would be a mutually respectful exchange. I was wrong. SO wrong. My grandfather passed notes to my […]

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How I Met Your Father: the one with the #TinderFail PT 2

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Kids, in the summer of 2018, I was taking a bit of a break from Tinder while I saw where things would go with Jet. In the interest of online dating research, though, I turned to my friends for their hilarious #TinderFail stories. Faye had been chatting to *Greg*, a 39-year-old lonely boy on and […]

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How I Met Your Father: the one with the Tinder deserter

Kids, in the lead up to Women’s Day 2018, I matched with a visiting American tour guide, Mike*, on Tinder. After a brief hello, how are yous , how’s your day going and a “Your gorgeous” (I’d over looked his atrocious spelling when I really shouldn’t have!) compliment, Mike asked me out for drinks and […]

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