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How I Met Your Father: The One With The Inappropriate man comment

Kids, in June 2019, the married jackass co-worker was at it again – being an allround, inappropriate doos and I was sick of it!

I’d come back from an offsite meeting and was frantically typing away at my desk when Mr Asshole makes some wisecrack about stripping the boards in the shop.

“No, Fazielah, not stripping like that!”

Seriously, all that was missing from this sleazy throwaway line was this:

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Firstly, as mentioned I wasn’t even looking at him or being a part of his conversation with Anthea, my work BFF and secondly:

I kept my resting bitch face in place and ignored him while he asked Anthea if he was seriously not even going to get a smile out of me.

No, Jackass, inappropriate commentary will not be rewarded with smiles.

Anthea left and as Doos 1 walked up the staircase, Jet came running down it, dazzling me with a gorgeous smile and “Hey!”

Naturally, because Jet’s smiles made me go all weak at the knees, I smiled shyly (ok, read that as awkward AF) back at him:

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Mr Jackass, seeing my reaction to Jet, angrily turns around and goes:

“What the hell was that, Fazielah?! Why does he get a smile from you and I don’t?!”

I didn’t have the time to explain the simplicity of the fact that Jet being single plus me being single = us being free to smile with each other whenever the actual f*** we please and also it had F*** ALL to do with Doos 1 since he is a married man, who has no right to get mad at me.

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Me: “I am not going to dignify that with a response”

Asshole Supreme marched off behind Jet to ask Anthea why he was getting the cold shoulder from me but Jet wasn’t and I laughed out loud.

The entitlement of some men .,,