How I Met Your Father: Avoiding the non-date trap

Kids, as hard as I tried to avoid it, sometimes I unknowingly fell into the non-date trap and each time, I swore it would be the goddamn last! Gather around and let me tell you about the loser who wasted my time in 2017… March 2017: Mr Church Spin Doctor was a 31-year-old good-looking guy, […]

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How I Met Your Father: You’re SO stupid, OkCupid!

To add insult to injury, he freaked out because I overpaid the waitress’s tip. Oh hell to the f*** no, Dude! If you are going to make me pay for my meal, you have no f***king say in what I do or not share with the serving staff!

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