How I Met Your Father: the one where I went on a cruise to unf*** myself

Kids, shortly after my 34th birthday, which had been an extravaganza of love and celebrations with all of my favourite people ( besides and before you!), I was about to embark on my very first cruise ship vacation. See, life had been pretty shitty, mostly because Jet was still being an entitled asshole whose fucktard […]

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