My misadventures as a single creative writer in the Mother City
Kids, as you know, I was the living Capetonian embodiment of literary heroine Bridget Jones … over the course of my 20s and 30s, I’d managed to lose my bikini top in public, exposed my considerable buttocks to shocked New Yorkers and got a label stuck in my hair whilst spending a night in the […]
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Test tube: “Hey Beautiful. Do you come here often?” Me: ” Only when I’m trying to get knocked up by you.” Even in my f***ed up fantasies about conceiving you by sperm donation, I utterly sucked at flirting… Kids, in the winter of 2018, I was facing the very real and harsh reality that meeting […]
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Kids,falling in love is a miraculous thing… that butterflies-in-the-tummy feeling,the bounce in your step when you see the object of your affection,the smirk you give when they say or do something silly and sweet,the hours (and I mean hours) of crazy back and forth texting and the way your heart soars when they utter your […]
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