How I Met Your Father : Mr Overeager Part 3

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Kids, I’d pressed pause on finding your Dad in 2017 and thought that dealing with too-keen Lothario wanna-bes was a thing of the past… Sigh.. Turns out that men in real life are just as thirsty and not ashamed to say it. Meet Mr Overeager 3. December 2017… I met up with your Auntie Cynthia […]

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How I Met Your Father: the one where I got catfished

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Kids, in the winter of 2017, I was dipping my toe back into the online dating pool after the disastrous ankle-interruptus incident when I “e-met” haagen_dazsmania on OkCupid. From his profile photo, he looked like a South African version of the red headed Montague cousin in Romeo& Juliet: Red heads weren’t my usual type, unless […]

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How I Met Your Father: Cape Town’s Bridget Jones strikes again!

“First date and you’ve sprained your ankle, huh? Tough break, my dear.At least he’s sticking around for now… maybe this will lead to better things” This, Kids, is what Sharon the mystic healer was saying to me as she tried to infuse healing energy into my bruised ankle, whilst simultaneously trying to reassure me that […]

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How I Met Your Father: The art of not giving a f*** – because they’re finite

Dearest Godkids, the year was 2017 and believe it or not, your fave uncle Leon had just turned 29 for the third time. Kids, by the time you read this, you will probably be 30. After navigating the perilous waters of your twenties and going through multiple quarter-life crises you (having not been raised by me) […]

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